Urban Androids 

People who can't get enough of the urban dictionay, so they keep adding definitions and using coll little slang terms to say to thier friends so they look cool for setting a trend.

person 1: For fucks sake stop harassing me you prick.
random person: that's awesome-for fuck sake, I haven't heard that one.

Urban Androids by Killingkaydee June 8, 2005

android user 

Probably the gayest person ever. Always says android is better than Apple but doesn't back it up

Dude- that guy is an android user
Dude 2- eww I bet he can't justify why it's better than apple

android user by KrypticAtlas April 12, 2017

Android Brotherhood

The Android Brotherhood (ABH) is an urban myth.
There is absolutely no proof that such a society exists.
Iphones are great...

What is the the "Android Brotherhood"?
Probably a fraternity for robots.

Android Brotherhood by the repost Old Spice Guy July 28, 2011

android faggot 

the kids that can't afford Apple products.

look at that android faggot

android faggot by endyourselffaggot August 12, 2016

Android 

A mobile phone OS engineered by Google to make consumers believe they have something which is cooler than an iPhone.

This illusion is actually an effect of a deep-seated bitterness that is brought about an inability to purchase a more expensive and flashy iPhone.

Guy 1: Dude, is that the new phone your parents bought you?

Guy 2: Hell yeah! It runs on Android OS which is 10x more functional and COOLER than the iPhone! My parents are the best!

Guy 1: Oh yeah? Well check out this new iPhone 4 my parents bought me!

Guy 2: *Cries and runs away*

Android by xaviDM August 17, 2011

Androidian Slip 

An Androidian Slip is an error in texting via Swype that is interpreted incorrectly due to a fast key swype or inaccurately predicted text resulting in a confusing message only caught after the message has been sent to the other party.

Me: She's super nice in general, I mean just the other day she held up traffic just to help dicks from getting hot by a cat
You: Wtf?
Me: Stupid swype, she held up traffic to help ducks from getting hit by a cat
You: I don't get it
Me: Hit. By. Caaaarrrrrrrllllllll.
You: Oh an androidian slip, I got you now

Androidian Slip by EXIx2 September 26, 2012

android 

crap

I want to throw this android phone against the wall. It will hit the wall faster than it will tell me "hey you got a phone call"

android by Iknowthis November 5, 2014