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The Hairy Greek 

Someone with so much hair covering there no-no square/ southern hemisphere that you automatically know they are greek. You would think that after many generations of great philosphers and scientists that they would find a cure to ease this infestation of black thick melanin growth among the anus territory, but the hair is just too resistant against knowledge.
o what a nice day in greece......you jump in the pristine ocean to fine BAM not a beautiful coral reef but a big thing of greekness in your face hanging out the the bold bathing suit wearer who is from of course..........greece.

The Hairy Greek

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The Hairy Greek by calleisme November 15, 2010
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Big Fat Hairy Bollocks 

Used as an exclamation of disappointment, annoyance or generally being pissed off by something.
Often abbreviated to BFHB.
Ryan: CBA to go into school tomorrow...
Tash: You have too! You have a Biology exam fool!
Ryan: Big Fat Hairy Bollocks! I forgot about that!

bites the hairy banana 

Yeah, great idea...ought to improve morale tenfold...it bites the hairy banana.

super hairy fun strip 

the area between your nuts and asshole that hairy, yet slick.
I dont really know what it's there for, but the super hairy fun strip sure is fun to play with

The hairy monkey 

He ugly as frick but he like a chimpanzee and he’s cuddly so we didn’t put him down yet
Oh man, the hairy monkey is very... CHILL

Milwaukee Hairy Goldman Sachs 

When a woman chugs a brew, and immediately sticks a hairy ball in her mouth. While she has the ball in her mouth she tries to put as many $100 bills in as possible.
Chase: Shit man, I'm broke
Tyler: Dude, ask Thotiana to give you a Milwaukee Hairy Goldman Sachs. If you get her drunk enough, you can make out like a king.
Chase: Fuck it, I'm calling her

polish the hairy goblin 

It refers to when someone masturbates, specifically a nerdy computer geek type.
"Just taking a break from World of Warcraft to polish the hairy goblin".