ya mum 

You become gay if you say it outloud

DUDE 1 : YA MUM IS COMING TO MY BED
DUDE 2 : WELL FUCK YOU!

ya mum by The person in your moms bed March 1, 2022

ya mum 

ya mum

ya mum.

ya mum by vyu08bipu March 7, 2022

ya mum 

ya mum is used for a FUCKING OVERRATED JOKE LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN

man 1: hey bro what did u have for lunch
man 2: ya mum.
man 1: ion wanna do this no more, i just wanna go home, LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP KID UR NOT FUNNY

ya mum by Suckmytoeswithnutella69 July 4, 2022

Ya mum 

A knobjocky

Ya mum is a cunt

Ya mum by Yorak_hunt February 6, 2024

Ya mum's a sparky

A quick and witty insult to flabbergast the other person. Works like a charm and acts as the ultimate insult.

Karen: "Your car is too loud!"
Nik: "Ya mum's a sparky!"

Ya mum's a sparky by dogtrue August 8, 2020

ya mum gay 

The insult used by only the most intellectual of intellectuals

man 1- fuck you
man 2- ya mum gay
man 1- curls up into corner and cries

ya mum gay by my name jeff xd March 28, 2018

Ya Mum Reflex 

When "Ya Mum" is your only comeback and answer to every question possible. Usually developes in year nine boys.

Whats up?: Ya mum
OMG guess what!!: ya mum?
I'm going to the movies with Nikki tomorrow: i'm going with ya mum
This tastes like lipgloss: Ya mum tasles like lipgloss
Thats cheap!: ya mum's cheap
i love you: i love ya mum
Ultimate burger meal: ya mums the ultimate burger meal!
Did you do your homework?: i did ya mum!
What kind of music do you listen to?: ya mum
What do you want for your birthday?: Ya mum!
Dude you look like a zombie: so does ya mum
Any Questions?: Ya Mum!!
Guess what, i just finished Guitar Hero on Expert!: ...ya mum....
seriously cbf doing this assignment: neither can ya mum
i wish superman was real: ya mum is superman
Why??: because ya mum

i hate your fricken ya mum reflex!!

Ya Mum Reflex by AJI27 August 16, 2009