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Bitch Bills 

The new American monetary bills proposed to come out in 2020 featuring civil rights women on them. Main example: Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill.
"Here's your $40 cash back Mr. Jackson"
~sees Harriet Tubman on the 20's~
"MAN! DON'T GIVE ME THOSE BITCH BILLS, GIVE ME REAL 20'S!"
Bitch Bills by hpaCRACY June 2, 2016
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Buffalo Bills 

An professional football franchise founded in 1960 by Ralph C Wilson jr. as an origional member of the AFL (American Football League). Two time AFL Champs in 64, 65.

The Bills, now a member of the NFL are mostly known for bad luck and an uncanny ability to choke in big games.

OJ Simpson who was previously the most exciting player to watch in the 70's became infamous when being accused of murdering his ex wife and boyfriend in the mid nineties.

Famus Chokes...

1966 AFL Champsionship game, would have landed them in Superbowl #1.

1988 AFC Championship

Four Straight Superbowls 25, 26. 27, 28

Homerun Throwback vs. Tennesee in 2000
"All the Buffalo Bills have to do in kneel down and they win the game. Oh wait, they funbled the snap! The other team ran it back for a touchdown! Gay."

Buffalo Bills by K Ding April 26, 2006

Stripper Bills 

Hey, you got any stripper bills, for my 5?
Stripper Bills by AlonzoD December 18, 2008

smoke bills 

Money used to pay for cigarettes or other fine tobacco products. Normally, but not limited to: grocery money, child support for your baby's mama, or coinage you find in your buddies pockets. This money is normally kept in a specified container or area of ones' room/home.
Me: "Hey bitch, I hope you remembered to grab that mason jar on the table."
Random guy 1:"Why?"
Me:"Shit, you forgot didn't you? Dammit, that had our smoke bills in it. You fucking shit face!"
smoke bills by no_order May 8, 2005
the act of smoking fake weed made of oregano, parsley, leaves straight off of the tree, grass out of the lawn mower bag, or a wendey's garden salad.

or

the act of being illergic to life or creeping hard on girls

or

the act of wearing condoms around 24/7 in hope of getting laid- it doesnt hurt to be prepared
im going to j-bills at the prom night
j-bills by FLY-INgHI October 12, 2010

Shitty bills

Shitty bills by Tiger 3333 June 15, 2018