diet coke (cock)

When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.

“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock)
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “

diet coke (cock) by thecockwhisperer November 30, 2021

Diet Coke Theory

When someone makes a big deal about a small thing but ignores a bigger problem.

Imagine someone walks into a fast food place and says:
“I want the greasiest, saltiest, most calorie-dense meal you have. Give me all of it.”

Then at the end, they add:
“Oh, and a small Diet Coke. I’m on a diet.”

That is what the "Diet Coke Theory" means!

Diet Coke Theory by FALQA April 6, 2026

And a Diet Coke 

Four magic words which completely completely invalidate your prior sentence, protecting you from calories, thus preventing you from feeling bad about the massive amount of fat and carbohydrates you're about to consume. Used after ordering food, especially fast food. This sentence is used much the same way as "No homo" and "But I'm not a racist" are used.

Cashier: "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I take your order?"
350 lbs: "Yes, I'd like a Big Mac, extra bacon, extra cheese, an order of twenty Chicken McNuggets with BBQ sauce, A McRib, A large order of fries, Two Chocolate chip cookies, and a McFlurrie with M&M's. And a Diet Coke. I have to watch my Blood sugar after all."

And a Diet Coke by Dougms March 20, 2016

DCDB (Diet Coke-Drinking Bitches) 

"D-iet C-oke D-rinking B-itches"
Often characterized by just eating a salad with no dressing when you take them out on a date, and most frequently identified by the excessive amounts of Diet Coke they consume in a pathetic attempt to lose their repidly expanding fat asses. The DCDB is most often spotted at sorority meetings, any place where "guys are" and most often in either matching sweats, or the ubiquitous designer flipflop/skirt/skanktank combo.

"Woah, those girls must be on a team!"
"Nah, its just a crew of DCDB's."

DCDB (Diet Coke-Drinking Bitches) by hcracker April 30, 2003

thicc diet coke

The largest size diet coke you can find that comes from a FOUNTAIN soda machine. NOT from that stupid freestyle machine - MUST BE from a CLASSICC fountain. This is the best beverage to QUENCH your thirst on a low-calorie budget.

I need a thicc diet coke, let's go to McDonald's.

thicc diet coke by tdaffy November 2, 2018

Mentos Diet Coke Magic 

When you're having sex with a girl doggystyle and right when you're about to finish you grab a diet coke bottle in each hand, you open them up and stick a mentos in each, and as they blow, you stick one in her ass and give her an enema while you finish on her back and stick the other between your legs as it explodes right in her face like Old Faithful.

I was banging Shirley doggystyle last night, and she was complaining she was constipated, so I pepped her bowels right up with some Mentos Diet Coke Magic!

Mentos Diet Coke Magic by WaxyDouglass June 26, 2010

Blue Diet Coke 

Blue Diet Coke is a drink the Persassy loves to drink. It’s essentially just Diet Coke dyed blue.

Do you want some Blue Diet Coke?

Blue Diet Coke by percyspandapillopet November 30, 2020