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cell-phone fuck 

a person who constantly whips out a cell phone to check if someone has called them

This act takes place at least once every 5 minutes

Also a person who takes out a cell phone to repeatedly open and close it in an annoying manner
Almost every male in our school is a cell-phone fuck. Always checking to see if some skank has called them
cell-phone fuck by Robert Williamson February 18, 2006
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cell phone addiction 

One that lacks acknowledgment to everything but their cellular device.
His grades are dropping, due to cell phone addiction.

Cell Phone Guido 

An overly tanned annoying stereotypical cell phone salesman you see at most mall kiosks that look like one of the Gotti boys. Flavor savors, popped collars, and obnoxious jewelry are all requirements.
That guy is such a cell phone Guido, he was the most annoying salesman I ever came across. He didn't understand I didn't want the cell phone insurance plan.
Cell Phone Guido by cbag December 3, 2007

Cell Phone DJ 

Douchebags who walk along with their cell phones playing music like a miniature 1980's Ghetto Blaster.
Steve: "Wheres that tinny, irritating music coming from?"
Tom: "The douchebag over there. Damn Cell Phone DJ."
Steve: "Hasnt that asshole heard of ear buds?"
Cell Phone DJ by @theosus September 12, 2011

Cell Phone Prison

When someone calls you while they are driving in their car because they are bored. Many times they don't have a reason to call and make pointless chit chat to get through their boredom at your expense.

Strong signs of when you were just in Cell Phone Prison is when the caller immediately ends the conversation when they arrive at their destination.

Cell Phone Prison sentences can range from minutes to hours and often you are forced to serve time by no actions of your own.
My friend calls me every day on her way home from work and ends the conversation when she pulls into her driveway. I frequently serve time in cell phone prison.
Cell Phone Prison by Panther007 August 4, 2012

cell phone sideburn 

The line of grease or dirt resembling a sideburn that's left on your cheek after having a long conversation on your smart phone. This happens more often with people who typically have dirty hands and handle their phone throughout the day.
After an hour long phone conversation with my boss, I realized I now had a cell phone sideburn.
cell phone sideburn by Dr. Fuzzy December 15, 2014

cell phone party 

When a bunch of teens get into a room and when the lights go out and the cell phones go on and everybody gets naked! (cell phones are for pictures and texts to friends of the party)
Nick:hey are you goin to that cell phone party
Jordan M:Hells ye nick we gunna have a good time!
cell phone party by ale g 288 March 11, 2008