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local cheater 

a sexually unsatisfied housewife who puts ads in the local paper- Craigslist and other dating sites excluded- that she is dtf
I've yet to see a newspaper ad from a local cheater; all the previous ads I've seen were on dating sites and Craigslist.
local cheater by Uncle Dimma February 26, 2015

Your local trash can

Absolute beast gamer chad
YO YOUR LOCAL TRASH CAN QUAD AIRSHOT THAT GUY

local bike 

"We call her the local bike - everyone's ridden it at one time or another."
local bike by World of Weird July 10, 2003

goshen local schools 

it smells like fish because of all of the girls/all the boys playing fortnite/teachers are trash/school is poor and is boring/everyone is either reall poor or really rich and there's no where in between/Levi Payne walking around with a Gucci belt
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Poor kid: goshen local schools...
Person 1:Yucky!!!

local library 

A euphemism for the Internet, for use when talking openly about flagrantly committing acts that could be perceived as illegal isn't an option.
Person 1: Have you heard the new Hannah Montana record? It's hella ace!
Person 2: Nope. I'll just check it out at my local library.

local singles 

An advertisement made to take your identity and ruin your life
Hey dude I clicked on that Local Singles ad and my credit card and information was stolen!
local singles by MikeGames February 15, 2014