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does iron man love me? 

he loves you 3000
you: does iron man love me?
Tony Stark: yes. he loves you 3000

i am iron man

what tony says before he sacrifices himself :,,,,(.
"i am inevitable."

"and i...i am iron man."
*SNAPS*

the iron man 

when a girl is strapped down to a workbench and then fucked repeatedly by a rich white male wearing a children's iron man mask, as the mask says "I am Iron Man"
Guy 1: So what'd you do with that mask I gave you?
Guy 2: Oh, I gave her the iron man.
Guy 1: Did she get weirded out by the noise?
the iron man by theoneskidg July 1, 2017

Lady Gaga Iron Man Challenge 

The challenge of masturbating to any 5 Lady Gaga music videos within a 24 hour period.

Restrictions are: You can only watch 1 music video at a time. The videos must be on your history. The participant CANNOT be drunk.
Oh my God, I was so bored over the weekend I tried to finish the Lady Gaga Iron Man Challenge.

The Iron Man Challenge 

The ultimate physical, mental and manly challenge. Training and experience is a must. To successfully sleep with 5 different girls in one night.
Rules are simple. No paying and all different places. All at once is impressive but doesn't count.
Can obtain style points by riding "The Tri-cycle" (threesome) across the finish line.
Man #1: I just completed the iron man challenge and obtained this championship belt.
Man #2: Dude, i did it do. But obtained mad style points.

superior iron man

the better version of tony stark
he does whatever he wants.
and no one could ever beat him.
superior iron man by starkobsessed February 15, 2019