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Godzilla Penis 

An unusually large penis. Large in both length and girth. A Godzilla Penis is said to be so good it can actually rip a girl in half, not simply make her feel like she's being ripped in half.

In Japan, the Godzilla Penis is a legendary penis, said to belong to a hero who will save the world from destruction.
EXAMPLE 1:

Police Officer: 911, what's your emergency?

Man: Um, I think I killed my girlfriend.

Police Officer: What happened?

Man: I split her in half with my Godzilla Penis when we tried to have sex! Oh God! Oh God what have I done?!

EXAMPLE 2:

"Long ago, a prophecy foretold of a hero from a land far to the east saving the world with his giant penis. A penis of Godzilla proportions. Known as the Godzilla Penis."
Godzilla Penis by FatJackson October 16, 2009

Godzilla your Tokyo 

To cause distress to another by saying or doing something discouraging. Equivalent to "piss on one's parade."
Sorry to Godzilla your Tokyo, but I think your idea's already been done better than you could do it yourself.

godzilla ganja 

The greatest weed know to man kind, the kind of shit that makes you think godzilla is real, it is know to grow naturely in your back yard.
"Dude lets hit that godzilla ganja, from your back yard"

Godzilla Gurn 

A term used to describe a particular and severe gurn (a distorted facial expression, caused by various drugs, resulting in a grotesque face and in some cases, the jaw action of a jackhammer).

An individual displaying a savage 'Godzilla Gurn' may almost appear to be a dinosaur, due to his or her display of ferocious jaw power, locked facial expression and huge glaring eyes. Unlike a normal gurn where the jaw is contorted into numerous positions, 'Godzilla Gurn' subjects appear to have fixed clamped jaws.
1. "Blimey! That chap has a vicious godzilla gurn."
2. "Watch out! Here comes gurnzilla."

Godzilla Effect 

An effect originating from the Godzilla franchise in its early days, because it was dubbed over the characters mouths didn't move in sync with the words
"why this video looking like it has the Godzilla Effect Broski"
Godzilla Effect by Sincord November 4, 2021

Godzilla Hit 

To take a fat rip from a bubbler or preferrably and bong
and when baked you take it in so big that when you let it out its a big roar and start coughing...
The godzilla hit...
"Damn Andrew just took the fattest godzilla hit and is now throwing up hard"
Godzilla Hit by Dr.Guru May 22, 2006