Edward 

An absolute idiot who is blond and has blue eyes he is extremely socially awkward but thinks he's awesome

I feel bad for him. Must be an edward

Edward by Helllloooooooooo July 11, 2017

Edward 

A rare species of mosquito. Edwards are very large, reaching around six feet of height at adulthood. Their pores contain small neon sacs, which emit a white glow in certain lights, and cause Edwards to stay indoors most of the time.

"Dude, that mosquito was big!"
"Must've been an Edward!"

Edward by Seven8910 February 6, 2013

Edward 

Well, basically, you have a dude that knows a dude, that knows one dude, that sucks. Edward is that dude. Also ruined from Twilight, a book extremely overrated and practically raped by fangirls.
Edward is, indeed, a mere word of fiction that will never exist. Cheers to that.

Edward sparkles in the sunlight.

Edward by NotAZombie. August 18, 2009

edward 

a bitch

you are edward

edward by botched experiment June 6, 2017

Edward 

A blond fatty who doesn’t help with a school project if your working with him. Also with the fact he doesn’t do crap he also doesn’t let the other people do work too. Making it so everyone fails because of him. He’s also has autism and he is fricking trash too

Person 1: Edward made us fail our project

Person 2: wow that’s sad
*Edward jumps in*
Edward: I’M GAY

Edward by simrext February 28, 2019

Edward 

Edward is a troublemaker who loves to pick fights with friends. Edward is always being pulled out of class and sent to the office. He is a gay whore, and loves to play with his hair. Edward is also desperate for love. He also has a nickname that is Edweird.

Edward: im the one the one..
Teacher: edward office now!
Students: ooo he's in trouble.

Edward by Loveable.Tails June 7, 2019

Edward 

A unusually short adult male

Look Edward looks like Frodo Baggins

Edward by Derk_Griffin June 5, 2016