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flying ninja gorilla 

AKA FNG's are believed as mythical creatures of great power...these FNg's were once at war with teh FNM's....though their superior strength helped them greatly... their numbers were too few to hold on more than a few hundred years...it is believed that 1 or 2 may reamin on this planet...but these are only myths or rhumours...none of yet have been seen in thousands of years

it is said however one who could weild the power of the FNG could possibly measure up to Corby and Vahon, leaders of the FNM's
Bushes presence in Iraq is not only for oil...this is only a cover up...he searches for the power to control this mythical FNG
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Blind Gorilla 

Before conjugal relations are begun between man and woman, male shaves off a portion or entire pubic hair region and sets aside until later. After completing the act and depositing semen on the female's face, pubic hairs are blown onto her jism covered face where they stick. The male then tosses the woman out of bed and yells "Blind Gorilla Biach!"
You know Betty... Yeah i gave her a mean blind gorilla last tuesday.
Blind Gorilla by Joshuamatic July 30, 2008

anal gorilla 

an ass bandit, someone who takes it up the asshole
Straight man says about a gay man: he is such an anal gorilla he loves it up his crack
anal gorilla by guy richi 247 August 2, 2006

hatchetback gorilla 

another word for a snatch. picture if you can, a giant brown and black gorilla, and picture even more if you can, what the aforementioned gorilla would look like a if you hacked at it with a short handled hatchet. A bloody hairy mess.
That hatchetback gorilla came out of the side hatch!

wild rainforest gorilla backbreaker 

When having intercourse, the female lays face first on the ground. The male will climb up a tree, imitating a wild gorilla. The male then dives off a tree and lands on the female, inserting into her. The male then lodges onto the female, lifts her off his scrotum, and throws her 30 ft in the air. On her way down, the male will knee her in the back using his superhuman gorilla strength, which will crush her spine. This ends with the female laying on the ground cringing in pain, while the male inserts Raising Cane's sauce into the deceased uterus for lubrication, while watching Dave Ramsey's Total Money Maker.
Troy: "Damn, what happened to Gabriella?!"
Ryan: "I heard that Chad fucked her so hard her spine busted!"
Troy: "He must've done the Wild Rainforest Gorilla BackBreaker.."

The Fuzzy Gorilla 

This is a sexual act.
This is when the male ejaculates on the females nipples. Then he cuts off his or the pubic hairs of the female and puts them on her nipples so they stick from the semen.
It's Fuzzy Gorilla time!

Ew, don't make me do The Fuzzy Gorilla.
The Fuzzy Gorilla by Rhino Muffin February 7, 2008

Magilla Gorilla 

Insertion of the thumb into the anus with the other hand raised above the head in an over-arching style such as an ape might perform when walking upright. The trousers and underwear should be at least at half-mast to allow the insertion of the opposing digit, or preferably you should be completely naked, to make it a classic Mogilla Gorilla. Use of the "oo-oo-oo" sound adds greatly to the effect.
The girls at the party were really prudish, so I dropped the Magilla Gorilla right through the middle of the lounge room. That livened things up!
Magilla Gorilla by clemstar October 22, 2007