Dook Mariot

The skin dangling from a beef curtain'ed vagina.

Flappy vagina, overused vagina, "Did you see the Dook Mariots hanging from her vagina?"

by RDdddd September 20, 2014

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dook on deck

To have the need to defecate.

"I need to hit up the bathroom, I've got a baby on board."

"It's called 'a dook on deck', dude."

by JoeDoh October 25, 2008

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dook dook

1. solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels through the anus.
2. something considered disgusting, of poor quality, foolish, or otherwise totally unacceptable.

1. "You're not riding in my car, you done stepped in dook dook."
2. "I'm sorry, but that wing on your front-wheel-drive vehicle looks mighty dook dook."

by the amazing hobo September 15, 2004

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dook-a-loon

-excrement; feces.
-to defecate.
- to discharge from the anus.
-to discharge feces from the bowels.
-To take an epic shit.

He had to cop a dook-a-loon after he ate.The tacos upset his stomach.

The little boy found dog feces on the bottom of his shoe.

"Man I need to cop a dook-a-loon can i use your bathroom?"

by kateyez60618 March 31, 2010

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When you’re nearing your destination and all of a sudden you are stricken by the paralyzing feeling of what many refer to as “tummy tremors” or “the calm before the storm.” At this time, the sufferer must clinch his/her butt cheeks together to refrain from soiling their favorite pants. This clinching of the cheeks causes the buildup of condensation on the poor soul’s butt. This condensation is referred to many, if not all as, “the dook sweats.”

I look like I sat in a puddle of water because I got a bad case of the dook sweats.

by Dooksweats99 December 2, 2018