Wine Coolas 

An item of intrigue used by older, balding gentleman found around schools, fast food restaurants, gas stations, among other social gatherings used enmasse by children and teens.
This term is usually used by the creepy Greek guy of the town. His voice is usually high-pitched and horrifying to the ear and soul.

"You kids want some wine coolas?"

Wine Coolas by Nathan Bil May 22, 2008

Coolasaurus 

To be utterly cool.
Beyond the point of existing.
Because if you coolasaurus.
You are neato, and a hipster.
FO SHO.
mhm.
& drugs are bad kids.

Samantha is coolasaurus.

Coolasaurus by Olgaa! September 28, 2007

coolastic 

A stretched out sense of coolness.

Remy’s Voodoo has a coolastic genre of music.

coolastic by Remy’s Voodoo April 22, 2018

coolass

The opposite of loserbutt. A compliment better than "cool" but not as good as "fucking awesome"

Andy Samberg: Blake, why are you crying?

Blake: -sniffle- Because I wish I were as coolass as Hannah and Kiley.

coolass by thechosenones June 14, 2010

coolasaurus  

The epitimy of cool. Nothing is, was, or ever will be this cool. Usually thought of in dinosaur form.

Look at you! You're a fucking coolasaurus rex!

coolasaurus by Felix5 April 25, 2007

coolasallgetout 

so damn cool that there is no way to describe it. Like when you say, get out, no way, unreal, phat, rad, awesome, the best I have ever seen, no one will believe this...

dude...that friggin car is is coolasallgetout....

it would be coolasallgetout if we can screw this guy over without getting caught...

did you see that concert last night...it was coolasallgetout

coolasallgetout by roswelldude December 24, 2008

Coolaslon Jones 

an individual male that seeks marriage by the age of 20

My friend is attempting to get married by the age of 20 thus he is known as a Coolaslon Jones or Mr. Jones.

Coolaslon Jones by Mr. Jones20 February 14, 2014