horizontal surface disease 

Someone who has trouble keeping horizontal surfaces neat. Desks become a place for papers and books to accumulate; couches become a breeding ground for coats, purses, and junk.

OMG, did you see her house?? She has a major case of horizontal surface disease.

horizontal surface disease by bandcampgirl183 December 28, 2005

Scratch the surface 

To barely detail the topic being discussed.

The Gospels are a good introduction to Jesus and his relationship with Yahweh, but they only scratch the surface when it comes to talking about Abrahamic religions.

Scratch the surface by D. Y. Vetz September 2, 2020

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table. 

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table. by posaidon April 13, 2023

lunar surface 

1. the presence of past acne scars which left 'pock marks', or 'scar dimples' in his/her skin.
2. rough features of the face or body, noticeable to the eye either from a distance or close up, possibly tinged a different hue from natural skin tone but noticeable; whether by sight or touch; under any form of make-up, or in any amount of light.

Guy # 1-- "That strip club might have been the darkest one I have ever been to but Star and Jewl were ROCKIN!!!"

Guy # 2-- "It was darker than average because all the strippers had lunar surface. I watched her body to man but then I fucked up and looked at her face. I think I saw where the moon rover was parked."

lunar surface by Eagle Eye, THE Missippi Duck Slayer October 27, 2007

wet surface 

An area that recently had a squappy thrown at it.

I almost fell on that wet surface, damn that squappy!

wet surface by CentralAveBabies October 27, 2021

Jizzing on the Sea Surface 

When something is so hot, your semen spills everywhere onto the sea surface.

Oh man thats so orgasmic! i’m jizzing on the sea surface

Jizzing on the Sea Surface by AmazingJuniorBros February 5, 2021

Non-portalable surface

A non-portalable surface is a wall, ceiling, or floor that you can put portals onto by using the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device or the Aperture Science Quantum Tunneling Device. It appears in many games from Valve (some legit, some obtained using mods, and some impossible to obtain), like Half-Life 2 and Portal.

I couldn't put the exit portal, because it was a non-portalable surface! You don't even know what the white gel is made of! I have got to seriously quit co-op.

Non-portalable surface by layo the layo February 5, 2026