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Wii Injury

An injury suffered usually by an older person who has hurt themselves by flailing their limbs and hitting objects while playing wii.
My brother hit the glass windows twice today and got a wii injury while playing Lego star wars.
Wii Injury by ohbrother April 22, 2009

caoimhphysical injury 

karma sutra muscle injury, caused by not strectching or warming up
Dave was embarrased by his caoimhphysical injury to his hamstring, caused by not stretching before trying position 49

sperm injury

a sports season-ending injury induced by sperm
Cassie: "Hey, did you hear that Juliet is out for the rest of the season, probably some of next season?"
Pam: "What happened?"
Cassie: "Sperm injury...the baby is due in May."
Pam: "Good for her, but she would have been out just six months with a knee injury."
sperm injury by Rising Star June 26, 2009

Choke Injury 

An injury (usually very minor) that a star or important player sustains right before or during a big game. This usually occurs when the player knows that they have no chance of winning and decides to save face. This allows these players to say things like "We would have won if I played" or "We only lost because I was injured" further protecting their reputation.
Joe: Did you hear, Lebron cant play in game four of the NBA Championships, he injured his big toe.

RJ: Haha, thats such a Choke Injury, he knows that the Lakers are just going to win tonight and end the series in a sweep.
Choke Injury by TheGoat21 October 25, 2009

testicular injury 

The worst type of injury a man can endure
PLEASE KILL ME!!!- a man who suffered a testicular injury