Ewan 

Ewan is a bloody sexy man, who has the kindest heart. Ewan is quiet but he also has many friends. Ewan has the biggest penis and it bounces when he does jumping jacks. Ewan is the most nicest person you will ever meet, and he often pulls girls.

"Fuck, look at Ewan's cock bounce"

Ewan by Fatel is qt November 30, 2021

Ewan 

A young man who doesn't know the difference between a major and minor chord. Ewan only loves three things; his primary love being feet, he seriously can't get enough feet, you better not even flash a glimpse of toe or he will have pictured it and filed it into one of his numerous feet folders or websites. Ewan's second love is for Lucys especially if they are tall because that translates to more feet (preferably over six feet so that he can be dominated) and we already know that feet make Ewan's wee wee go boing boing boing. Ewan's final and most poignant love are anal beads so as he gets dominated by a Lucy and after she has finished pegging him she can rip them out and spin him like a Beyblade. Ewan says he's proud of his 7 As but we all know he really wants 7 Ds, wouldn't be the first time.

Ewan: I like feet, lucy and anal beads
Keir: Hi Ewan, anything new with you
Ewan: No, I like feet, Lucy and anal beads.

person 1: omg did you hear that Ewan is incredibly famous now
person 2: really what did he do
person 1: I heard he started a website called feetle in which you have 6 attempts to guess which toe he sucked that day and are then rewarded with a foot pic of his
person 2: where do I sign up?

Ewan by anonymous February 14, 2022

Ewan 

Ewan is a person with an ability to bend gender at will and has a huge fucking forehead.

Bob: Ah shit here comes Ewan
Hutler: Man he'll probs bend my gender then put the earth into orbit around his forehead

Ewan by BobSussy February 18, 2022

Ewan 

The office manager when Nik and Ben are not in the office.

Hello Ewan, you are more senior than Marc in this office.

Ewan by devey March 2, 2022

Ewan 

Ewan sits in his room playing Star Citizen while keeping his virginity

Ewan is a massive virgin

Ewan by Tax_Evasion May 13, 2022

Ewan 

Cool

I am ewan

Ewan by Findly June 25, 2022

Ewan 

The name Ewan originates from Scotland. He is cute but he is very loud and is also quite funny. Some people find him annoying because he is very energetic and loud but most people love him and his personality.

Girl: is that ewan? he is so cute…

Ewan by xylam556 June 29, 2022