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Grant-dick 

A unit of measurement equaling one-one thousandth of an inch.
When trying to measure out a length to cut wood three feet long your buddy named Grant says, "Oh, that would be about 36,000 Grant-dicks long", making your buddies then ask, "So Grant, your saying your dick is only 1/1000th of an inch? Sucks to be you"
Grant-dick by G4$ September 21, 2013

gaunt dick

a nasty penis; very dirty not washed in days; full of germs and dieses
she says "i wouldnt never do him did you smell his gaunt dick"

he says "eeew nigga u gotta a gaunt dick"
gaunt dick by MR.MIND.YO.OWN LOL(= September 30, 2009

Dick Face Gunt Bucket 

An insult for a person you're angry with.

(DFGB for short)
That Ken sure is a Dick Face Gunt Bucket!

dick gunt insult derogatory nickname