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A term used by pseudo-health professionals to convey to their clients exactly how much expertise they have in the field of absolutely nothing at all.
"Trust me, if you soak in a hot bath with a pinch of baking soda, a cup of lavender oil, and a brick of highly enriches uranium, it will rid your body of toxins."
"What exactly are these toxins?"
"Like, you know, toxins"
"Ah, ok...."
Toxins by SinisterCynic August 7, 2015
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Toxins by BootySlayerMax124 February 18, 2021

sweat out toxins 

To run/jog or engage in cardiovascular activity, most often after a night of drinking, in order to rid the body of the toxins associated with said heavy drinking.
- "Hey, man, wanna go get some brunch?"

- "Naw, bro, I gotta go sweat out toxins, or "s.o.t". I won't be done jogging until 2:00."

sweat out toxins 

To run/jog or engage in cardiovascular activity, most often after a night of drinking, in order to rid the body of the toxins associated with said heavy drinking.
- "Hey, man, wanna go get some brunch?"

- "Naw, bro, I gotta go sweat out toxins, or "s.o.t". I won't be done jogging until 2:00."

necro toxins 

Used by the biggest and deadliest of spiders. Kills their prey instanty.
necro toxins by Gsharpdudes June 19, 2008

Hype Toxins 

An improper noun used to describe a person, generally a male, who has a tendency in relationships to be a toxic individual and do so with an inflated ego.

These individuals can also often be found on dates with whales
'you didn't keep me interested so I slept with someone else. That's on you and I'm proud of who I am' he exclaimed

'Can you not be such a hype toxins for 15 minutes and acknowledge you're wrong'
Hype Toxins by Stickydragon July 18, 2025

Sobek's Toxins 

A state of extreme resource depletion, often accompanied by vocal distress. Originating from a Valorant player (Sobek) known for perpetually running out of Viper's toxic abilities, "Sobek's Toxins" now describes any situation where someone is critically low on essential supplies, energy, or patience. Can also refer to the act of dramatically announcing this depletion.
How are Sobek's Toxins?
Is Sobek running out of Toxins?
Sobek's Toxins by sobrrrt January 7, 2025