kalb ass 

The action of taking kalbasa and jamming it deep into someone's assholes until they spew out dark matter.

Did you see his kalb ass after he was done with him?

kalb ass by ruskisavage May 24, 2016

Kalbassa (Cold Cut), Kalbasitsya 

A phrase, originally invented in Israel by russian public. One may use this phrase when he discribes his feeling about
something. Also may used as describing
of Joy.

*MIKE gives DANNY a drug*

Danny: Hey Mike how is the drug?
Mike: Kalbassa!

Kalbassa (Cold Cut), Kalbasitsya by ^indica^ March 18, 2005