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Any sex related act that is nsfw that is also accompanied with googly eyes.
Guy A: Have you checked out r/glorp?
Guy B: You mean that weird porn with googly eyes? You watch that shit?
Glorp by ohpleaseletthiswork August 19, 2017
A task or activity that is both tedious and complex, typically used to describe an activity in a videogame.
person 1: "I really don't like grinding for camos in CoD."
person 2: "Yeah I hate glorp in games."
Glorp by honbee July 8, 2023
A single loud and disturbing report from the anus; a loud wet fart resulting in skid-marks on your shorts. (From Hustler magazine cartoon).
GLLORrrrPppp! Hey, you better check your shorts...
glorp by DT December 21, 2004
a cool word to yell to help you vent your frustration
whoever you're dating:im leaving you you:GLORP!
glorp by nick mertens April 4, 2007
A chubby vagina so disgusting you would swear it could take a dump.
Man, I knew this chick has poundage, but her glorp was so nasty I couldn't find the hole!
glorp by Gdogg January 25, 2005
A substance made in fifth-grade science class by combining corn starch and water, which reacts like a solid sometimes and like a liqid other times. Either that, or a delicious snack involving yogurt with Cheerios in it, I can't remember which.
Golly, this glorp sure is delicious!
glorp by tr3eman9 December 24, 2008