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skinnyjeanification

It's like gentrification, except instead of Greenpoint Brooklyn turning into a non binary safe space farmers market catering to dot com zillionaires and trustafarians... imagine if John Wayne's grandchildren insisted on crying about the oppressive tyranny of patriarchy in the American Midwest during football season...
What do mean I can't drink PBR in the parking lot? Am I still in America? Or, has the skinnyjeanification of a once proud nation consummated a society of lactose intolerant candy-assed bitches?

skinnybean 

Dumb ass mf who wants ur girl and anorexic
This guy is a skinnybean
skinnybean by Helloboby November 15, 2023

Skinnybananaband 

A very swag band that one can find on YouTube.
P.S. it's all just random music shitposts
Wow I love me a skinnybananaband song.
Skinnybananaband by monty'scumsock November 29, 2022