Joey told us he was walking awkward because he had slipped down his steps, but once we found out he'd been seeing Tyrone on the side, we all knew it was a classic case of Boogbutt.
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1- a combination of sweat and possibly leftover poop from an unfinished wiping job to create a horrible smell that permeates everything in the nearby area with an eldritch funk that asphyxiates weaker humans
2- an insult to refer to a person with this condition
synonyms- swampass, turdmire, brown morass
"Man, take care of that bogbutt before you sit down, I just bought this couch."