dried cum 

The stuff that makes your dick stick to your boxers after you have sex. Can be prevented by wiping her sex clouds off your cock before getting dressed.

I went to go piss and had to peel my dick from my boxers. Dried cum is like crazy glue! Should've wiped my junk off after fucking that chick!

dried cum by Scarface 2-11 September 1, 2016

dried cum 

Your semen when it dries.

I jizzed on her hair yesterday and she says she still cannot clean off the dried cum.

dried cum by bitcoinetc September 2, 2018

Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick 

somehting really fun to call someone, gives u the sence of being more witted and better than your adversary

chris, ur a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick

Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick by Orangechicken October 2, 2004

Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick 

Pretty Self Explanatory how ever it is also used to define cheesewanks like STEVE NA

Steve Na is the scum of a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick!!!

Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick by DJ April 12, 2005