lesbeard 

when a girl eats out another girls hairy vagina.

"I heard Samantha put on a lesbeard with that new Laura chick."

lesbeard by Lacey the creator October 5, 2016

legbeard 

The female equivalent of neckbeard. Just as lazy, overweight men are associated with a lack of grooming leading to beards covering the neck, women of similar status may have hairy legs.

Rikasa plays Atlus games all day and watches yaoi all night. She's such a legbeard.

legbeard by Marcel Laverdongle February 19, 2010

Lesbear 

A very large, possibly hairy lesbian.This can be applied to F/M transgender hairy folks also.

I met him in the woods,thought he was hot so I got his zipper undone and I did not find what I had hoped to find.Curses,foiled by a Lesbear.

Lesbear by Ruina Goodman October 14, 2008

lesbearnney sarney 

1. A Lesbian Sandwich
2. Something completely and utterly crap.

1. This Marmite sandwich is a Lesbearnney sarney.
2. All this homework is Lesbearnney sarney.

lesbearnney sarney by Ben and Ralph January 28, 2005