Chip dick Share definition Flag A blow job performed by some one who has potato chip crumbs in their mouth resulting in a saliva chip coating on the cock. Next that bitch sucks my dick I'm gonna make her brush her teeth first. She gave me chip dick. Chip dick by Kingofporn August 1, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Chip dick mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch