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Xandis
A morbid and cynical cult. Their horrific practices are ranged from blood letting, a sadistic worship of the Bloodlord Mandokir, poison consumption, a fatal prayer of High Priestess Kek'lik, and a orgasmatic ritual of panther contact, which involves strange movements amongst the Xandis and the panther, in worship of the High Priestess Arlokk.
Xandrism
A Xandrism may be defined as a catch-all for lapses in judgement or intelligence of any kind.
Linguistically, a statement of fact misinterpreted in a humorous way, similar to a malapropism but requiring even fewer brain cells. Examples include misspelled commonly used nouns and verbs such as ahegao for a face their cousin made after easter dinner. When typing this definition, Xandr wrote "eastern" instead of easter, providing another example.
Linguistically, a statement of fact misinterpreted in a humorous way, similar to a malapropism but requiring even fewer brain cells. Examples include misspelled commonly used nouns and verbs such as ahegao for a face their cousin made after easter dinner. When typing this definition, Xandr wrote "eastern" instead of easter, providing another example.
Xandr recently heard of an old video recirculating the internet entitled "2 Girls, 1 Cup". Naively believing this video to be about recycling and re-usability of common household items, he showed this video in full to a group of his preteen cousins. A classic Xandrism.
Xandrism by The Lion in a tank top April 8, 2026