umfo 

a simplisation of umofuho which is a simplisation of umoferfukhoe which is a simplisation of u mother fucking hoe

piss off u umfo

umfo by Anonymous April 9, 2003

umfomfort 

A wonderful pastry of fruit-filled delight, as invented by the pagans.

"Mmmm... nice batch of umfomforts, pags!"

umfomfort by james k. polk April 27, 2004