lardwad 

a big piece of fatass bitch who likes to eat. But rememeber he thinks he is a thinny guy.

MARK : hey man that guy it's JAIBA.
CIERA: yes. WHAT A LARDWAD !

lardwad by jaipz November 17, 2010

lardware 

A cooler name for bloatware.

Software which, through continuous update in an attempt to screw more money out of existing users, has become overlarge, unwieldy or slow to use.

Software can't become hardware, but it can become lardware.

Nero burning software, 1.5 GB for installation.

lardware by Pipe Downn June 8, 2011