Tassel Dick

A hideously deformed male genitalia consisting of at least one extremely overgrown mole with two or more obscenely long hairs. Reportedly extremely pleasurable to women.

Mr. Zaire displayed the black hawk that went down nearby, and I witnessed his terrible tassel dick.

Tassel Dick by Stick Figure Yoshi May 21, 2015

dick tassel 

a tassel on one's dick. dick tassel. a thin strip of t-shirt one might cut off the sleve of their shirt then whip around one's dick. dick tassel.

I have a dick tassel. I made it from my shirt.

dick tassel by dicktassel November 16, 2013