alarm cocked 

Waking up due to the discomfort from your raging morning wood.

Andy: Why are you up so early, Eric?

Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.

alarm cocked by Collard Greens November 10, 2013

Alarm Clocked 

When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts then moves it back and forth like the hammer between the bells on an old fashioned alarm clock.

Brenda's boobes were so big that she needed to have them alarm clocked.

Alarm Clocked by Little_White_Dragon January 18, 2013