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Used as a replacement for Cuss/Swear word's on message board forum's. Ced(moderator) had the shortest name and so became the standard for self censorship.
I am <ced> faced.

You stupid <ced.>
Ced by Ced July 16, 2004
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The "Capacitance Electronic Disc" system, invented by RCA; also known as 'SelectaVision' and 'video records.'

RCA was trying to edge out the pre-existing VHS and LaserDisc formats, but ultimately failed in the long run. The format lasted from 1981 until 1986, and about 1700 titles were released on CED.

Movies came in large plastic caddies, which you inserted, as a whole, into a CED player, which disengaged the disc from the caddy when you pulled it back out (so you wouldn't touch the disc with your bare hands, which could cause disc damage.) A stylus picked up the audio/video data from the disc, which spun at 450 RPM.

To remove the videodisc, you simply push the caddy back into the player, and the disc re-engages itself in the caddy.

Like a CLV laserdisc, CEDs have one hour of content on each side... but you must remove and re-insert the disc upside-down, to continue playing (like with the early laserdisc players.)

If a film ran over two hours by a significant amount of time, it was released on a set of two CEDs. Otherwise, time compression was used to fit the movie onto one disc.

The estimated life of a CED videodisc is 500 playings. Not too bad.
CEDs are some of the quirkiest, coolest retro technology you'll ever come across!
CED by Jason L. March 20, 2005
Someone with ced may have both anorexia and compelled eating among many other combinations of two or more
CED by ZammmTruth October 18, 2019
omg he’s such a CED”
CED by geczos December 17, 2020
1 a guy who secretly have sexy with women almost ninja like
2 a person with a sexually transmitted disease

3 what they call pimps from Charleston an North Charleston in South Carolina

4 father to Dee and Suzy Q
Hey you must be a ced with all they women you got.

Doesn't look good you might have ced.

I see you with her you must be trying to be ced,Yea I had to ced his ol'lady bad af.
Ced by Cooler the ruler August 16, 2021
Ced is so sexy , he's a chocolate type of sexy with waves , pretty skin , an loves to cuddle with his soulmate , Ced is loyal an all type of ways , he's funny , cute , and mean sometimes , he has a cute smile. He does'nt like when your talking about his girlfriend because he really loves her an cares a lot so you better not talk about her or he gone beat yo ass literally .
Ced is over protective

loving person
does'nt like rumors at all !
Ced by Elizabethlesly. November 23, 2021