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sex bender 

An extended sex spree, or binge, involving a single partner.
You don’t go on a sex bender with your girl/boyfriend, you go on a sex bender with your EX girl/boyfriend, or any ex-flame of any sort. (This person must be someone you’ve ALREADY slept with.) SBs typically last three to four days, very rarely less, occasionally more, and MUST involve travel (usually, and preferably, by air) to a “far away” city; i.e., that place s/he moved after you broke up, or that place s/he STAYED after YOU left. SBs do NOT involve love, or intimations of love, nor do they involve guilt or intimations of guilt. Think “free pleasure zone”.

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sex bender by tno September 7, 2004
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Sex bender 

When a man for 5 days straight looks at porn, masturbates and has sex with his girl or a girl nonstop

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You: Haven't seen Richard in a week
Me:Oh, he must be on a sex bender lucky guy
Sex bender by doodyman October 27, 2012

Bandera bread sex trade

This is when you are lucky enough to meet a woman who will do anything for bandera bread... So naturally, the bread is exchanged for sexual favors...
I just found out my girlfriend is so crazy about bandera bread, that the bandera bread sex trade is the next logical step to take 'cause she'll put out anytime I talk about going to Boston Pizza.
Bandera bread sex trade by Bog-man November 1, 2016