call of doody 

the pain of needing to drop a deuce

I was in class when the call of doody came over me

call of doody by gagggs7 February 19, 2009

Call of Doody 

When you're on a mission to take a shit so big it could be considered a WMD.

"Hang on guys, I'm just gonna leave the lobby for a couple minutes, I'm feeling the Call of Doody, if you know what I'm saying"

Call of Doody by homieijustfuckedyomomma March 30, 2015

Call of Doody 

The act of using a video-game controller as a rectal dildo.

Dude 1: What'd you and your girl do last night?

Dude 2: She was blowing me while I was playing Rachet and Clank, I got too focused. She took the controller out of my hands and gave herself a Call of Doody.

Call of Doody by Seymour Booties November 7, 2012

COD: Call of Doody 

The sudden urge to take a shit right in the middle of a game of Call of Duty. It usually hits the gamer with around seven minutes remaining in the game. Any true gamer will fight through the pain and play the rest of the game, nearly shitting his pants.

V.J. had a 7 kill streak with around seven minutes left in the game. However, the Veja found an alternative. His buddy, Channon gave him the focker to plug his brown eye up. Thus, taking care of "the COD: Call of Doody."

COD: Call of Doody by GetUpOffOfThatThang January 17, 2011