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puke and juke 

Its where you creep on someone sleeping and puke on them. When they wake up in a stupor you proceed to hump them.
Jim: "So hows your girlfriend doing"

John: "Shes been a bitch lately so I puke and juke her last night."

Jim: "You disgust me"
puke and juke by Bastille III January 15, 2009

Puke and Juke 

The act of vomiting into a slow moving vehicle during a parade or procession then immediately disappearing into the crowd. Usually done to cop cars in parades in an act of protest/civil disobedience
I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras and saw a cop car get puke and juked!