A very misunderstood form of sexuality.
The act of achieving satisfaction through the consuming of
pie alone. Use of genitals during the pietercourse is usually looked down upon, i.e. "spoiling the
pie"
A relationship with such an individual is impossible, and all attempts for a
human to use
pie to convince the piesexual to become heterosexual or even homosexual is useless. The human generally finds themselves alone, watching the piesexual consume the
pie alone.
The number of sexual partners a piesexual person has may number into the tens of thousands.
Susie: "Hey, I baked you this
pie, want me to smear it all over my body so you can lick it off?
John: "NO! Just give me the
pie and walk away. I don't want your
nasty girly parts to ruin it!"
Susie: "Oh John, I wish you weren't so piesexual!"
