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humperbatch 

One who chooses to bid farewell with a jolting thrust of the groin amid mass confusion and semi hysteria whilst possessed by the spirit of Sir Stephen Hawking.
"It is now time for me to depart."
"Yes. Farewell you fiend."
"Allow me to hump you over the threshold by means of strange familiarity."
"So be it, humperbatch."
"Parting is such sweet sorrow."
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Humperbating 

The act of humping in inanimate object. Often practiced by young children and pets.
Ewww! The dog is humperbating on my pillow again!!
Humperbating by E-man61 November 24, 2010

daddy humberbatch 

daddy hutcherson, but you can’t remember the word hutcherson
"who was in the fnaf movie again?"
"daddy humberbatch."