adultrum 

adults throwing tantrums as children do

He threw another adultrum last night--per usual.

adultrum by catvonblum January 20, 2015

NSFW_AdultHumor 

A racist, sexist, stupid, homophobic, anti-feminist, bigoted asshole by the alias iFunny NSFW_AdultHumor. He started off by attacking innocent feminists over kik using terrible unintelligent arguments. He has been banned and unbanned over 20 times now and still continues to spout utter bullshit on the app. He hates women and he claims to be a god.

If you ever feel stupid about yourself, just remember that you're not NSFW_AdultHumor.

NSFW_AdultHumor by krelmor July 13, 2015

Adultromise

(Made up noun) - The mixture of the words Adult and Compromise. To pretend that one has made an Adult decision, given their ability to justify the action or something terrible that they are about to do, because the result could have been worse if they had taken a different course

I was forced to adultromise and only purchase 2 bottles of bourbon for the party tonight.

Adultromise by thuganomical April 20, 2018