the albert 

A spazzyistic hand dance usually done by Alberts when they are happy, excited, or just celebrating Albertness in general

Oh my god is that person being possessed? *frantically calls Ghostbusters*
Oh nvm he's hust doing the Albert :/

the albert by Wh0vian153 May 21, 2016

The Albert Smoota Project 

A project which will be enforced in the year 2010, whereby all people with excessive nose hair will shipped to the moon.

He won't live out the Albert Smoota Project.

The Albert Smoota Project by Albert Smoota December 8, 2006

Waving a stick in the Albert Hall 

To make love to a woman with such baggy, loose lady parts you barely touch the sides

Man, she was hot but it was like waving a stick in the Albert Hall down there. Honestly, it was like opening a window and shagging the night.

Waving a stick in the Albert Hall by TheCreviceDotcom July 16, 2008

Survival the Albert the Killer 

epic game where you get attacked by felipe

Person 1: so what did you do during that short break?
Person 2: I was bored so I played Survival the Albert the Killer on roblox

Survival the Albert the Killer by boing February 10, 2021

The Prince Albert Effect 

when you want to do something a little bit more every day until eventually it all becomes too much; you are overcome by your once-minuscule desires and go out and do something you would've thought was crazy months ago

The Prince Albert Effect is so named because it is a key reason many men get Prince Albert piercings (a bolt through your shlong) - it seems kinda cool one day, then after a few weeks, months, (hours) of it weighing on your mind, you finally decide "Hey, sweet! I'm going to get me one of those!" and then shock EVERYONE.

A while back, Brad was thinking about getting a Prince Albert. The idea really grew on him over the course of a few months, and last weekend, Brad got the piercing, thus experiencing the Prince Albert Effect (literally).

The Prince Albert Effect by Amferny March 3, 2008

The Fancy Albert 

A small plate with doilie is placed upon the lady's chest. She is wearing a pearl necklace and he a tux jacket w/ tails (crucial). The man then gently squeezes out a chocolate hotdog onto the doilied plate.

It's our anniversary and you know what that means... Albert is coming to town and he's a feelin' fancy, babe. Break out tha tails and everything else.

The Fancy Albert is all that keeps our love alive.

The Fancy Albert by Rainsinger June 3, 2009

the_duck_albert

The_duck_albert is an nice tall person who cares about people but when you ask him a question he’ll give you the truth and what he thinks really nice guy AND HE IS REALLY FUNNY ISTG/pos

the_duck_albert?

the_duck_albert by Mars? April 5, 2022