poochieness 

Something being overly in-your-face and badly targeted to an audience in a failed attempt to be seen as cool, current and/or modern. The word comes from the character Poochie from The Simpsons.

The poochieness of this ad makes it suck.

poochieness by jazz biscuit March 17, 2008

coochieness

meaning a fierce gay man with bangs

coochieness is looking good today

coochieness by koomayne September 23, 2009

poochyness 

when a skinny/slim woman has slight back

Aaron thought Amy was a typical white girl, until she turned around and saw the poochyness of her back

poochyness by poochy talk September 25, 2018