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Knifefish 

A fish that resembles a knife and will stab you or their prey to kill them. they are deadly and disguise themselves to look like cute little blob fish or even sometimes sting rays. They are very dangerous and are actually the fish that killed Steve Irwin.
HOW TO AVOID IT
Just get a bigger knife and they will crap their pants. They also make great sushi
Steve Irwin dives in water. Comes out with a knifefish in is heart.
Knifefish by Toby.H May 7, 2017
Related Words
extremely cool and thoughtful at the same time, almost too good to be true
"That was so f$#*ing knightish of you to hook me up with backstage passes to that show...and for free!- i can't believe it!"
knightish by hermajesty1605 December 28, 2005