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Too much dick disease leads to death and being a slut. To this date no cure has been found. Symptoms include shorts skirts and vodka.
Ashlee has TMDD.
TMDD by laura May 12, 2014

cyhmttn? pylaom, sfwisc, cybmft? emulap mmnwd lmralmf gmuygmh tmddlms dbawomt 

Could you hold me through the night? Put your lips all over mine salty face when I start crying, could you be my first time? Eat me up like apple pie make me not wanna die love me rough and let me fly get me up yeah get me high tie me down don’t leave my side don’t be a waste of my time
It’s always ily never cyhmttn? pylaom, sfwisc, cybmft? emulap mmnwd lmralmf gmuygmh tmddlms dbawomt
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026