the parachute

When a chick pulls her pussy lips apart and jumps around.

Hey Mary, are you trying to use your pussy like a the parachute and jump off the roof again?!

the parachute by Pussychute December 21, 2016

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the parachute

When a chick pulls her pussy lips apart and jumps around until it stretchs out.

Mary, stop doing the parachute! The whole house is shaking!

the parachute by Pussychute December 21, 2016

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parachute the boys back down

a euphemism originating from Meg & Dia's song "Roses" used when indicating the need to defecate

I spiked Matt's coffee with a laxative because he was being a douchebag, and shortly after, he needed to use the jonh, announcing politely, "BRB, guys. I need to parachute the boys back down."

parachute the boys back down by loc2k December 13, 2007

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The Golden Parachute

When a guy stands up and proceeds to urinate all over the sheets while his female companion is sleeping underneath them.

"I woke up with a morning boner and the bitch wouldn't fuck me so I gave her the Golden Parachute and then left for work"

The Golden Parachute by Sir Fraz March 30, 2009

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