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A spliff or joint used in slang, particularly used by posh yutes in North Yorkshire
Late night booner with dhe girlfriend!”
Booner by BigSmokeTing June 17, 2021
an australian insult used for people of below average intelligence
tell them booner caketakers to piss off back to australia
booner by adam h March 1, 2005
'have a toke on this tasty booner'
Booner by James0311 December 23, 2008
Buncha booners hangin' around by the barber shop.
booner by octopod June 27, 2004
an erection achieved from watching either of the boondock saints movies. far more ferocious than your average erection
last christmas my family decided to put on boondock saints after dinner. i had to run from the house to hide my booner
booner by missiledick June 20, 2011
Booner is a merging of the words "boat" and "hoon".

(pronounced /bu: ner/ like Boone's Farm fine wines)

In Australia, a hoon is a lout who drives like an asshole. Hoon is used to refer to one who drives a car or boat in a manner which is anti-social by the standards of contemporary society, i.e. too fast, too noisily or too dangerously.

Boner is a slang term for erection, like as a typical Booner would say, "driving a fast boat gives me a boner".

Schooner is a old schooly nautical term for a type of sail boat. Sail boaters that harass the public waters can also be booners. Schooner rhymes with booner.
That asshole ripping it up on the jet-ski sure is a fucking booner.
Booner by Canoe Snob of Minnesota August 25, 2013