clothespin 

You pin clothespins, and they don't fall. They keep the laundry from getting dirty.

They're beautiful.

They can even be used as paperclips! So versatile!!! HOW CAN WE, AS HUMANS, EVEN COMPARE TO SUCH THINGS?!?!

Loki: I have an army.
Tony: We have a clothespin.

clothespin by eugepae4pie August 20, 2013

clothespin 

a girl who is so tight that when you're done fucking her, it feels like you had a clothespin on your dick.

damn you can hang clothes from that girls pussy! she's a clothespin!

clothespin by brynizzle July 16, 2008

clothespin 

a girl who is so tight that when you're done fucking her, it feels like you had a clothespin on your dick.

damn, that girl is a clothespin. my dick is all red and hurts to touch.

clothespin by brynizzle July 25, 2008

clothespin 

a female who opens her legs when her head is squeezed, like a clothespin.

Jill is a clothespin because when Jack filled her head up with compliments, it led her to give it up to him.

clothespin by humaiira July 20, 2008

Clothespin Hoe 

Hoes that love dick so much, they will show up at your dirty crib, you wearing clothes you haven't washed in 3 weeks and boots you have been wearing all summer long with no socks - but that bitch will pop a clothespin on her nose and hop on for a ride.

"I stopped at Billy's the other day - must have been hot in there because he answered the door sweaty and wearing only a towel."
"What?! Did he have a bitch over there?"
"Yeah but she had to have been a clothespin hoe cause it smelled of hot garbage as soon as he opened the door!"

Clothespin Hoe by reversefront September 9, 2016

Clothespin Soccer 

N. soccer with a clothespin.

Steven! lets play some clothespin soccer!

Clothespin Soccer by Hubert Rolandburger January 25, 2011

Chocolate Clothespin 

The act of clamping your butt cheeks onto the nose of an unsuspecting victim, so that your unclean anus produces a chocolate stain onto their nose.

While Jenny was sleeping, I dropped my draws and carefully climbed over her and proceeded to give her a chocolate clothespin.

Chocolate Clothespin by JaeWu March 27, 2007