prick bag

bag of pricks, wholly emobodied in prickness, acting like or resembling a prick (not necessarily in a satchel), closely related to a jagoff or Pittsburg jagoff

"Yeah, so the guy says to me, 'I don't care if you shoveled this spot, I'm parking here.' So I says, 'listen you fucking prick bag, if you wanna be lookin' outta your asshole for the rest of your life, go ahead... park here. If not, shovel your own fucking spot and park there"

prick bag by josh99 January 16, 2009

prickbag 

Usually given to a person who is arrogant, self centred and an all round prick.

I was speaking to Dave the other day, he's such a prickbag.

Prick Twat

prickbag by sammydasalmon February 11, 2013

Bagel Pick-Me-Up 

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

Bagel Pick-Me-Up by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018