hoovehand 

A hand resembling the hoove of animals(mostly cows) but also the hand of a human. Also used to describe people that can't grasp hold of objects well, and they tend to slip out. The hoovehand is a very atrocious sight.

Guy: This is a rare sight of the "hoovehand".

Guy: Calvin has such hoovehands, you can't trust him with fragile stuff. Tsk tsk tsk.

hoovehand by Snifflelicious January 7, 2013

hoverhand

When a dude awkwardly has his arm around a girl, but doesn't actually touch her. Rather, he hovers his hand over her shoulder region.

Man, Ricky is such a fat awkward fuck. Look at him hoverhanding that girl.

hoverhand by xsni December 4, 2010

hoovendick 

A low life judgemental cranky skank who needs to get some sleep. And a prettier face.

You just made me erin; you hoovendick.

hoovendick by Jayson. January 14, 2008

Hosehandler 

A small dark haired man named Greg with great hands and strong wrists.

Man that guy is a real hosehandler

Hosehandler by Manchilddingoeater May 11, 2018