Cocked Eyes Share definition Flag When your wasted, smashed or Cocked ... your eyes get red as a tomato. Girl 1- "I look so awful in this picture." Girl 2- "Yeah.. you had some cocked eyes." Cocked Eyes by King of Krack-Kookies ! December 6, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Cocked Eyes mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch