metahipster 

A subgenre of hipster that constantly satirizes stereotypical hipster behavior. Completely incomprehensible to normal people, irritating and awkward to normal hipsters. Can be genuine, trolls, or both.

Hipster: "Hey, Animal Collective is having a free concert in the city tomorrow. Do you want to--"
Metahipster: "--I can't go. I'm getting my mop-top done in the morning and are taking an evening shift at the Marxist bookstore to help pay for these pants that I definitely got at a thrift shop and not Uniqlo."
Hipster: "Um... wait, what?"

metahipster by mhipsterdom September 2, 2010

metahipster 

A hipster that is so ironic they do something considered mainstream or opposite of hipster.

a metahipster might do the following: Go to Georgia tech, major in math, watch football, wear button-down shirts

metahipster by Opposite of a G July 12, 2012

metahipster 

(n.) hipsters too hipster to actually to be hipsters themselves.

Metahipster: "I'm too hipster for skinny jeans and Grizzly Bear."

metahipster by halveraptor November 6, 2009

metripster

A moniker for one that qualifies as both a metro-sexual and a hipster.

Gavin’s grooming habits and appreciation of gastronomy clearly categorizes him as a metripster!

metripster by TheCase March 29, 2022