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how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you? 

JJ’s insult to Ethan. Basically ridiculing his obesity. Wood chucking is done with the mouth of a woodchuck, hence has a connection to eating
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you? Quite a lot, apparently

looser than a bucket of fishing worms 

when a woman's pussy is loose, like putting your dick into a bucket of slimey fishing worms...
That Hooker at the dock was looser than a bucket of fishing worms!

You looketh in a mirrored glass 

same bitch
“i’m so glad we met”
“you looketh in a mirrored glass, friend
nevermind

looked at with a new light 

If someone wasn't liked before, but then now he is.
Sarah: Johnathan sure is ugly.

(Two weeks later he gets new gear and a line up.)

Sarah: Daaaamn! Johnathan looks good!

Johnathan was looked at with a new light .

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you 

Ok you must have listened to KSI ft. Ricegum's new song before looking this one up. Fair enough !

So this one was directed at 'Ethan', one of the Sidemen members known as "Behzinga" and it's basically KSI asking Ethan how much wood can a woodchuck, CHUCK, if the woodchuck looked like him, which means if the woodchuck was FAT like Ethan.

So basically he's calling Ethan fat... From the start KSI seems to sum up the whole song !

I have a feeling that the 'Yo Mama' channel would like these fat jokes.
JJ : How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you ?
Ethan : Idk, if you're calling me fat are we counting the fat in your tits ?
Supa Hot Fire and his crew : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH