starskeet cummander 

A sorority girl who has taken more facials than anyone else this semester. Granting her the title of StarSkeet Cummander as well as the fame and privelage deserved of any over achieving Thot.

After Jen took a Jizz Jacuzzi with over half of the schools basketball team , she was appointed StarSkeet Cummander of the marching band.

starskeet cummander by PABLOW FRESHCOBAR March 3, 2019

Starfleet Commander 

A term used mostly sarcastically to mock someone for a mistake or doing something stupid, similar to how "genius" can be used.
It comes from the popular series "Star Trek", however as a Starfleet Commander makes little sense as a actual position, so it is usually used as a insult or by genuine Starfleet Commanders.

This also adds to the humor of calling someone a Starfleet Commander as it is a position that sounds fancy, though it does not make any sense.

"Guy 1 - I heard Tyler got promoted to Starfleet Commander after he slipped and put his foot through the house roof last weekend.

Guy 2 - Yeah, what an idort"

Starfleet Commander by firstkipchak March 21, 2010